LOLadelphia reader Katherine was kind enough to share this strange collection of four visible pregnancy tests that was laying in the parking lot of the Kohl’s in Bensalem (Bucks County).
A few things are evident upon viewing this picture:
- Someone was definitely taking pregnancy tests in the Kohl’s parking lot. I’d expect nothing less from the “classy” residents of Bensalem.
- Baseball players wish they had this kind of success rate with their batting average. According to this picture, someone is batting 4-4 with pregnancy tests.
- Given the fact it is Bensalem, we can expect to hear a story about a woman giving birth in said parking lot in a couple months.
I guess that wraps up all the loose ends. The only question that remains is whether or not the child was conceived in the same parking lot. You disgust me, Bensalem. Something is wrong when Bensalem is making Bristol look like a goddamn utopia.
Thanks for sharing, Katherine!