A couple days ago, we re-posted the LOLadelphia classic tune “The Twelve Jawns of Christmas.” LOLadelphia reader Andrew M. took it upon himself to create a nice visual representation of what the twelve jawns actually are.
In case you missed the tune, here you go:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two turtle-jawns and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six jawns a-poppin’, five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven young buls a triflin’, six jawns a-poppin, five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eight old heads a-milkin’, seven young buls a triflin’, six jawns a-poppin, five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: nine bitties giving wallies, eight old heads a-milkin, seven young buls a triflin’, six jawns a-poppin, five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ten jawns (not corny), nine bitties giving wallies, eight old heads a-milkin, seven young buls a triflin’, six jawns a-poppin, five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eleven smoking-jawns, ten jawns (not corny), nine bitties giving wallies, eight old heads a-milkin, seven young buls a triflin’, six jawns a-poppin, five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: twelve jawns a-poundin’, eleven smoking-jawns, ten jawns (not corny), nine bitties giving wallies, eight old heads a-milkin, seven young buls a triflin’, six jawns a-poppin, five hype-ass jawns, four calling-jawns, three French-jawns, two turtle-jawns, and a bird-jawn in a tree-jawn.
