Seeing a movie in the theater is breaking all sorts of protocol for me, but alas, it is my last official day of spring break and I’m not going to spend all of it pissed off about how people suck.
This is in the men’s room of the theater I went to. The slogan for this company is “When life just can’t wait.” That’s funny. They should be selling condoms, plan B pills, eggs, finger protectors…things that one might actually need in short notice right away. Instead, they’re selling sour drops and cologne.
They could at least sell hand-lotion or those little packets of tissues for fellas like me who spend their Fridays seeing movies by themselves. Nope. It’s more important we give the people sour drops and Calvin Klein.