It’s a match made in heaven (well, Philadelphia).
Man finds an attractive young lady standing outside the Wendy’s at 15th and Chestnut. For those unfamiliar, that’s the Wendy’s with two floors, one of which is that really sketchy bottom floor that might as well be a homeless shelter.
Woman gives man a blow job in the bathroom.
Man buys woman a Frosty as a token of gratitude, but doesn’t buy her fries. So, man takes to Craigslist in the search of finding the missing woman. Classic.
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