Dear God. My blood is boiling as I type this, mainly because I absolutely fucking hate people like this: well-to-do suburban kids who have all the benefits of being white and middle-class who think that they’re bad-ass just because they smoke a little weed and take a picture of themselves giving the finger to the camera as if we can’t see through the white privilege they obviously have. We all do stupid things when we’re younger, but doing something like that goes beyond mere immature stupidity. It shows a flaw in character that one is insecure enough to put on a front not to be themselves, plus it’s usually sure sign that the person is a tremendous douchebag. On the proven (see picture) crime of being a douchebag, Dominic Gyukity is guilty in the first degree.
The thing about douchebags though, is that not only are they horrible people, they’re also incredibly stupid. Gyukity, John McHugh, and a 16 year-old were going around the rough streets of Springfield (Delaware County) stealing stuff from cars when they noticed someone left their car keys in the ignition. Now, leaving a car unlocked and leaving your keys in the ignition is pretty dumb on the part of the car owner, but what happened next is simply jaw-dropping.
The trio stole a car, and decided to take a road trip to Wildwood, probably to see some HOT CHICKS, BRO! The only problem is that these three people are so goddamn stupid they don’t know the difference between east/west and north and south. Instead of winding up in Wildwood, the trio ended up near fucking LANCASTER. How do they drive that far away from Springfield and not realize they’re going the wrong way? Oh right, because they’re stupid, and being stupid is contagious.
Last thing: all three people in this story are stupid for what happened. I’m focusing on Gyukity becuase: 1. He was supposedly the ring leader of this whole car theft thing, and 2. He’s the dickwad in the picture below: