There’s an long-standing belief here in Philadelphia that one can never have nice things outside of their house, because chances are, they will probably get stolen. That happens everywhere, including the suburbs. However, sometimes stuff gets stolen and it’s not even nice.
LOLadelphia reader Anna B. was walking past a house at 10th and Jackson in South Philadelphia and came across this hilarious sign calling a flower thief to task. However, this sign is special because it also contains still shots from a surveillance camera, newspaper clippings about the robbery, and states the thief’s name. Oh, and the thing got stolen was a bunch of fake flowers. Not even real flowers. Fake flowers.
What else is there to say? Mess with the bull you get the horns.
Thanks for the submission, Anna!