In a year that some media sources have already dubbed “The Year of Charlie Sheen” due to the media’s fascination with the exploits of this full-time drug addict/part-time actor, 2011 has also been officially dubbed “The Year of Lenny Dykstra” for us at LOLadelphia.
In addition to having a division named after him in our Philly’s Poppinest Jawn contest (hurry up and vote for round 1’s match-ups), former Phillie Lenny Dykstra has been emerging from the car he is currently sleeping in to make a few interviews about his friendship with…Charlie Sheen! We live in a pretty state of affairs when a washed up sleazy piece of shit like Lenny Dykstra can get media exposure and attention just for being friends with another sleazy piece of shit. It’s not like there’s nothing else important going on in this country…except for declining education budgets, two wars, the situation in Wisconsin, upheaval in Libya, and you get the idea.
Dykstra recently made an appearance on NBC 10 to have a chat with the phony that is sports reporter John Clark (you can see the video here). Check out Lenny’s posture and what he is wearing. He is hunched over like Quasimoto, wearing a puke green button-down with a plaid jacket. Grab your crackpipe and smoke up, friends. The Year of Dykstra is only going to get better!