The Year of LOLadelphia’s patron saint (former Phillie Lenny Dykstra) continues with the latest installment of why Dykstra is a sleazy dirtbag. This is really nothing new, as we aren’t exactly seeing stories about Dykstra reading to kids at a children’s hospital or donating his time at a soup kitchen. Whenever a story about Dykstra comes out, it’s usually regarding some sort of allegation that is most likely true about how he is a shady businessman and an absolute pig around women.
Today’s story of the Dykstra Chronicles involves allegations that Lenny was posting ads for maids on Craigslist. His ads were answered by several women, one of which he forced to perform oral sex on him, the other he stripped naked for and demanded a massage from. Can you imagine what it’s like giving a message to wrinkled and disgusting sack of flesh like Dykstra? I imagine it’s similar to when you stick your hand in the meat mixture when making meatloaf and mixing together all the meat and other ingredients.
What a disgusting human being. We can’t wait to see what else the Year of Dykstra brings.